She’s crying, if the jackal got her goat

My guide translates most of what people say to us/her (when we were resting next to a river a little girl, idk, around 4, came up to us, and dumbfounded me with the precise logic of her reported arguments. The verbal sparring match went sort of like this: we should give her chocolate- obviously, we didn’t have any. in that case we should just buy some from the little shop her dad ran. too bad we didn’t have any money either. then where had we got our water? from the river (Sunita, my guide, wasn’t stupid either). then where had she gotten her water container? and this is where I forgot the rest. I’d been wondering, too, why this woman around 30 was running around with a pink metallic barbie bottle, but later in the 3 Sisters guesthouse I read their information book on the bedside table, and it asked for donations of hiking boots, hats, and water bottles).

so now on our way further up the mountain, past a group of boys flying kites (and trying to untangle one), we met an old woman whose goat hadn’t come back that day. where from, I’m not entirely sure, I got a bit sidetracked when Sunita said, she’s crying if the jackal got her goat, or maybe it was a tiger. yes, they come this way, she had seen tigers five times in her life, twice in the zoo and thrice in the wild. You have to sit really, really still. or keep still, I guess, if you’re not sitting yet. anyway, we found an ideal spot for dead goat, ravaged or not, when we observed an unusually large amount of eagles, vultures, and Himalayan griffons circling said spot. Great for raptor watching, though, and boy was Sunita an ornithologist! She kept spotting birds with names like white-chested laughing thrush, and we even saw parrots in the wild. Oriental turtledove is another one I remember. The black kite is another one that kept getting me confused until I figured out it’s supposed to be a bird, not an actual kite, which there were plenty of already.

I got so enthusiastic about the whole thing plus idea that on the way back home I divulged my idea of possibly doing fieldwork for my master’s thesis or something with the 3 Sisters Trekkers in Pokhara to Sunita, whose response sobered me up again- I wasn’t the first one to get excited by the rich topic of gender and empowerment in an overwhelmingly patriarchal society sort of in limbo democracy-wise, apparently. To be honest, I was probably just looking for an excuse to come back (and something that sounded better than “I <3 trekking, even though there seem to be an awful lot of steps involved, and seeing the sun rise in really high mountains is kind of awesomely beautiful” on a scholarship that could pay for the trip).

After I tell her my tales of rat-sized mice and cockroaches (sort of like my mom’s stories of German shepherd-sized foxes in front of our house, which she was crossing the street to pet for after a midnight walk, because from far enough away it looked like one of our red cats) (size-wise, I never felt the urge to pet any vermin in my room), Sunita’s nice enough to call the guesthouse and get me a room way at the top, where the mice won’t come for sure- also, it will be my last proper bed for the next three nights which will be spent on busses and airplanes.

Trekking, you don’t see women at their prettiest, but at their most enduring. And that’s really the beauty of it.

My second trek

Confident in my physical abilities and sheer luck after having survived my first, homemade, version of a trek, I decided to take on the real deal with a trekking company. With the 3 Sisters Adventure Trekking company, to be more precise. An outfit catering especially to women, i.a. training female trekking guides and generally doing a bunch of stuff that empowers Nepali women in ways other than teaching them how to weave and cook.

And I got the best guide ever: Sunita, senior female trekking guide and Union leader- I finally got to talk some politics. She gently reminded me of how lucky I had been, trekking in the jungle all alone before I met my mates from Porto. Lucky I got neither robbed nor raped. Fortunately for us, my lucky streak continued: After walking up stairs for 3 hours we came to lovely Sarangkot, nice place, nice view, nice food, trekked a bit more around there etc. The big question was whether the weather would be clear to see the sunrise I came here for- and it was. I seriously can’t believe how many lucky breaks I’ve caught since coming here (or being left on my own), but the best one by far was the chance to see the sun rise in the Himalayas. And a clear view at that. I really have to work on coming up with more stuff for my bucket list or I’ll actually retire a happy and fulfilled person.  Pictures coming up on fb.

Among all the other amazing, clever, and beautiful things I learned on this trek, are: a) I really want to do this again! b) I’m going to drag everyone I know with me. This is not an experience to be missed! c) I have Nepali-sized feet- finally a label that makes sense. d) Sunita’s right, Brahmins suck. Apparently most of the people living in the villages in the mountains where we were (or at least most of the people we met), were Brahmins- born high-caste and know it, or something along those lines. “Give me money” is the basic English you hear from kids (apart from “chocolate”- where they get the idea that all white people run around with chocolate and will give it to them I do not know- I mean if I actually am the proud owner of a chocolate bar i stupidly brought along and lucky enough that it didn’t melt, I’m sure as hell not going to hand it out to some greedy kid- “would you like a man-sized mountain man muesli bar, though?”. whoever came up with that ill-advised adjective obviously has several problems. one being that they are the exact same size as other granola bars). And I guess we did not enjoy being laughed at when their bull charged us- hell, I was wearing all blue even! It must have been the mudhoney shirt. That’s when having a guide with an umbrella to whack the cows (i.a.) and being able to cuss out the locals in Nepali really comes in handy.

And the fishtail’s my favorite mountain.

My first trek

Technically, my first trek was a consequence of me trying to take a shortish walk after hiking up stairs through the jungle up to the peace pagoda. But first things first.

The peace pagoda was built by Japanese Buddhists on a mountain ridge next to the huge lake in Pokhara, and you can see it from everywhere (or at least I could see it from everywhere I’ve been here, even trekking). Faster than walking around the front part of the lake is renting a boat and crossing it that way. Additional bonus: if you go early enough you can see school canoes and school kayaks! (=complete with kids in their uniforms)

The hike up to the pagoda took me forever- and the whole way was on steps hewn into the mountain. I don’t think I’d ever gone up so many steps before, and the gym stepper I like to frequent truly did not prepare me for this. Honestly, I think steps are the hardest way to hike. But that’s just me.

I dropped dead on the stupa (clockwise!) and enjoyed the amazing view of a snowcapped mountain tip for the half an hour it took me to catch my breath. Then, bored with all the whiteness, I first decided to take the scenic walk back (2h). Went the other way when a guy very persistently tried to steer me through the garden of his guest house, and realized this might be part of what lonely planet considered a “one-day trek”. Would be nice if such a thing existed, I thought. Ha! Now I know there’s a reason why it said “get an early start”.

I still thought I was just walking up and along the ridge until I’d get bored and walk back. Instead, I filled up on soda and water and continued up. and down. and up again. Through ricefields so green they’d make Ireland blush. You can’t really turn around after that, you know? Though that’s exactly what the two Portuguese guys I’d first noticed at the peace pagoda thought they were doing. Turning around because they couldn’t cross the river and it was full of leeches. We did manage to, well, not really find a path, but somehow hop and slide across stones more or less next to the river- and anything that could haven even remotely been considered a path before that just went south. We made our own way, in what we thought was the right direction. I mastered the art of detecting and picking off leeches whilst wading through knee-deep mud, and we all had a blast. The most beautiful scenery I could never have imagined. After all, we had just walked a whole day away from civilisation. The bus we finally caught back was an adventure: All the perks of an amusement park ride (what’s the one where you get the rides+ a water park?) for only 15c. Plus a leech that had somehow managed to hide and was trying to jump away from my toilet paper-wrapped fingers (or they will just stick to your fingers. and they really do jump, it’s quite disgusting).

My two main realizations of that day: a) I want to go to Portugal! b) Leeches suck.

Paragliding

Unfortunately for me, the parahawking season starts after the monsoon, so I had to settle for the next best thing: Paragliding! Now, the only para-… I’ve done so far is parasailing in Greece ages ago. So I was pretty excited- and didn’t have a clue what to do. I watched someone else take off before me, and basically you just run off the mountain and try not to pee your pants in the process. My breakfast had consisted of as little water as possible (and no food). You really do just run off the mountain, and the chute takes off before you think you’re going to fall off the mountain.

I probably can’t explain how amazing soaring high above half a dozen other paragliders (I had an excellent pilot!), and finally being able to see more than a chunk of the icebergs called Annapurna I-III and Fishtail (Machhapuchhre) is. “Oh look, that’s a white-backed vulture, it will show me the way higher up!”. Ok, according to my pilot I had a strong stomach cause I only threw up (a small trickle of breakfast water) after half an hour or so (“Do it out the side, or it will just fly back on you”- I might not be the first one!), but it is kind of embarrassing. But then, who can claim to have puked on the Himalayas? And I felt soo much better afterwards.

But really, amazing view. Glad I did it (and I mean fly).

Tea (8)

Little did I know that “milk(y) tea” is not plain tea with milk, but a glass of hot milk + a tea bag. What I could have predicted, though, is that a big pot of Masala chai would turn out to be a lot of tea. 7 cups, to be precise. High on sugar and spices and black tea, I had a hard time falling asleep. On my way to the “toilet” I was attacked by a rat-sized cockroach (still in my room!). Due to a short streak of Buddhist leniency, I tried not killing it at first, but it just wouldn’t go outside. So I’m proud to pronounce I managed to smash it with a size 37 hiking boot (almost the same size as the roach!).

The next night, I found a rat-sized mouse on my bed, in my bag. I let out a very surprised, challenging “Hu” (not a scream, more like a quiet yelp), and managed to shake it out of my bag. No idea where it went after that. No wonder I have trouble sleeping! I wonder what’s in store for me tonight. And, since I’m going trekking tomorrow, at least I’m getting out of that dump. Though I have to wonder how big the cockroaches get in the Himalayas!

Anna Karenina

After finishing my last Patterson, I just couldn’t face them predictable/boring lawyer/detective/forensic anthropologist novels anymore. So I broke down and got another Tolstoy- I really should have known better after War and Peace last summer, I guess my brain was aching for some stimulation. And I won’t finish this one in a day, that’s for sure.

Tonight’s a blackout, like every night. I’m not sure if it’s intentional “load-shifting” (taking energy away from homes and preserving it for industry) or just crappy lines mixed with bad weather. It occurs regularly in the evenings, for various amounts of time.

Unlike last night, where I tried to read my detective novel by the light of my cellphone, re-activating it every 5 seconds (my flashlight stopped working after it got rained on), I sit in front of my room and take in the lake + mountain vista. Quite peaceful, actually, and something about growing old. As I’m humming a more or less sentimental Flogging Molly melody, thinking whether I’ll make it to the concert or if it’ll be too close to my constitutional law exam, I see fireflies twinkling towards me.

Summoning insects with out of tune Irish punk songs against the backdrop of the Himalayas (which I can’t see, of course, but I bet the fireflies can), I really do feel like I’m in a cool version of a Disney movie.

It’s easy to spend a week in Kathmandu,

and my biggest hobby is reading the papers: One article about a Bangladeshi writer living in India who was supposed to come to Nepal for a literature festival and hadn’t brought her Swedish (?!) passport to the airport, and had thereupon tweeted that she didn’t think Nepal was a foreign country, showed that I’m not the only one confused about the Nepal-India relations. Though I always bring my passport. Currently engrossed in their favorite pastimes, forming a government and drafting a constitution, Nepalis didn’t take her tweet too lightly. They even have a time difference of 15 minutes to show for it that Nepal is it’s own country! And why, of course Indians don’t need visas- unlike everybody else.

In other news, the Supreme Court had ruled on the composition of the national costume, and the SLLM (a political party) threatened to burn a copy of the verdict (apparently Nepal can’t have only one national costume, because that would deny the multiethnicity of the society) (now, anyone who doesn’t get that “ethnicity” per definition includes >1 group just pisses me off).

The other vice I’ve developed is reading predictable thrillers. Heh. I’m trying to train myself not to read the last few pages halfway through, and sometimes I even make it 3/4.

(My books so far:

-Are you experienced? William Sutcliffe. Highly enjoyable. Swiped it, I mean swapped it, from our hostel in Jodhpur (can’t really remember what I was reading before that, except my <3 Taussig), and gave it to the cutest Japanese girl I’ve ever met to learn English. Read it at the perfect time, on a bumpy bus on the way to the desert, pissed off at all Indians for spitting and crowding the bus and annoying me in general, it really cheered me up and put my experiences into perspective.

-Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. David Foster Wallace. Unfortunately, didn’t manage to finish it before my last travel companion left me- it was his. I believe it is also a “major motion picture out now”, and I’ll have to catch it somewhere (DVD, internet, time travelling?). The interviewed men are truly hideous, and the story about some guy’s dad working in the men’s room made me tip the woman working in the ladies’ room the next day. He’s truly a keen observer.

-Exile. Richard North Patterson. The first of the boring/predictable novels/thrillers. Some research must have gone into it though, and it was ok. No literary genius, though. Lots of words, sloppily writ. Suits me just fine. Oh yeah, it’s about Jews and Palestinians, and the first suicide bombing in the US. And law professors.

-Bones to Ashes. Kathy Reichs. I only chose this one because I love the TV show Bones, and I sometimes dream of studying forensic anthropology. Just like I dream of studying journalism, Scandinavian studies, linguistics, theater studies, and about every language you can think of. I don’t really remember the book.

-Split Second. David Baldacci. Now, the only thing I remember about this one is that the very first sentence had “split second” twice in it, and after that I zoned out.

-The Deceiver. Frederick Forsyth. Nothing’s worse than a predictable spy novel.

-Dark Lady. Richard North Patterson. I can’t seem to get rid of him. More lawyers. I confess, I like them.

-Unnatural Exposure. Patricia Cornwell. More bones, yay!

-Eyes of a Child. Richard North Patterson. Even though there are many book stores here, with many books, the selection is limited. Will maybe return to my <3 Taussig soon.)

With all the exciting reading going on, and lonely planet’s walking tours that immerse you in “the local culture” by getting you lost, it was Wednesday before I realized Monday was true blood day.

Crime/spy novels/thrillers etc are like children’s books, apparently. People don’t take them seriously enough to write well.